Yesterday I happened to be waiting in-line at Starbucks and getting my personal necessary Monday early morning caffeine fix, when an extremely handsome man, with so many dollar smile, helped myself choose my charge card. I’d fallen it while buying a tall thin vanilla extract latte. He was gorgeous. When their vision found mine, I was thinking my knees had been planning buckle and I would drop smack-dab into the muffin countertop. We thanked him and relocated out of line to wait for my personal early morning dependence on get ready. While I found myself waiting, he stepped over and introduced himself. When Mr. Million Dollar Smile reaches aside his hand introducing themselves, we see a beautiful set of cuff-links, my male style weakness, and a very macho set of hands that provided a good handshake. I am quickly putty in those manly fingers. When my personal coffee order was actually labeled as, he hit over and grabbed it, got around a pen, and published his number on the side of my mug. Adorable, I’m sure. The guy flashed myself their gorgeous smile one final time, and without claiming a word, passed me personally my coffee-and was presented with.
We wait the essential three days to contact him (yeah, that’s right fellas, i could play the online game also). Mr. Million Dollar Smile and I also have an excellent talk whereby the guy recommended we go see Citizen Cope on home of Blues. I will be a lot more than delighted. We met at Southern Water cauliflower tacos thug kitchen to grab an easy bite for eating prior to the program and a container of drink. Once the meal came, I found myself a tad little bit tipsy and already incredibly in love. I’m in the center of a hysterical tale (this should not be shocking to anyone) once I seemed around see him take a bite away from his hamburger and in it, discover his teeth – those incredible teeth that offered him that million dollar look – trapped…in their hamburger.
I attempted not to allow my personal surprise and scary tv show, but whoever understands myself understands that my emotions usually are written all over my face. He turned eight tones of purple and tried to describe the way they had gotten knocked-out in a fight. What? My personal Prince Charming is actually a thug in cuff-links? It seems that, at one-point inside the existence he had been teaching for an Ultimate battling Championship along with 1st seven top teeth knocked-out during a fight and from now on wears untrue teeth that virtually video into their mouth. Hmmm. Now, I am not sure in regards to you, but nothing says sexy in my opinion like a guy who is merely 32 and contains phony teeth. I quickly have visions of him spending the night and moving up to see his teeth seated in a cup of Efferdent Plus back at my nightstand. We gently scolded myself personally to be so damn shallow and swore to prevent the eyesight of him toothless off my brain, and enjoy the remaining evening with a sensible, funny and intelligent guy.
We head to your house of Blues, grabbed some drinks at the bar, and pushed the way up to the stage in which I found myself forward and center with Citizen Cope. Yum. Our company is having a fantastic time, Citizen deal was vocal Sideways, and Mr. Million money Smile leaned over, grabbed my hand, and pulled me set for a soap opera deserving hug. I straight away had visions of your stunning kids, our very own bungalow design house in Naperville and exactly what automobiles we’d drive since I decline to get a mini-van, until Im snapped back to reality with the realization that there ended up being some thing within my mouth… and it’s perhaps not my gum. I virtually vomited all over the floor, immediately facing Clarence Greenwood (top honors singer of Citizen Cope and a huge hottie) as I understood that the thing that was in my lips were their teeth. I shit you maybe not. Another couple of minutes happened in slow-motion. He looked upwards at me personally, smiled this toothless grin, and started initially to say one thing about myself having their teeth, and I also reflexively freaked-out and desired those teeth away from my really mouth area at the earliest opportunity, and so I spit all of them on rapidly you’ll have considered they were poison. Terrible step, Gena. The following 20 minutes or so had been invested trying to browse the floor of the dark area with merely all of our cellular phones as mild and attempting never to interrupt one other concertgoers. When we at long last discovered them, they certainly were covered in dust, dust many major bar grime. I became thoroughly disgusted, however since disgusted as I had been as he…wait because of it…then place them back into his mouth – bar grime and all!
Yup, that’s all. I’m away. Temporary clip in teeth I can manage (with alcohol), but i must draw the line at terrible health. Really does he kiss his mama with this mouth area? Ew. Ew. Ew.
